The Snausberries Taste Like Snausberries

let me clear my throat...

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:11:48 GMT

so as i sit here reading your updates, i feel guilty for not sharing my thoughtless ramblings that i used to be so good at.

i am an internet addict.

problem is, work is kinda slow. w/ mary around, my work load is cut in half. it also takes me about 5-10 minutes to create and send a contract now, as opposed to the 30 minutes it took me this time last year. still, i feel super guilty whenever karen pops her head in and i'm on perez or myspace or facebook...even though i guarentee you her day is quite similar to mine. i kind of wish i had more responsibility. it would keep me busy and make the day zoom by. right now it's 11 and all i can think about is lunch and then after lunch, i can only look forward to 6. i can feel my ass molding into the shape of my seat cushion as i type this. ugh, i would love to go running right now. i planned on it last night, but i lose all motivation once i get inside my house.

one day.

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 17:39:19 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving Peeps!

things i am looking forward:

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:34:30 GMT

- michelle visiting this weekend

- CAPS GAME

- new york trip, take 3, w/ casey plant

- Halloween

- jon's birthday

- Thanksgiving (and the 4 day weekend that comes w/ it, or so i hope)

i think there is going to be a costume party for jon's bday on either 10/28 or 11/4. if you can read this, you're invited.

151 is my weakness...

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 13:49:35 GMT

one day after my 21st and i'm already swearing off liquor.

okay, so maybe not for good, but definitly not on nights when i have big plans that i've been looking forward to for weeks. my boss took my whole office out for drinks after work to celebrate my "coming of age," and the plan was, in my mind, to have a few beers, go home, get all dolled up, and go to the melting pot with jonathan. instead...2 rolling rocks, 1 yager bomb, 2 gorilla farts, 1/2 a bong water, a rum and diet, and a red headed slut later, jon had to pick me up and drive me home. i manage to get dressed by some miracle...i get poor casey to look for my shoes (i still have NO freaken clue as to where they went) and she did my hair...and i was back in the car desperatly trying to make it on time for our 9:15 reservations. we didnt get there til 9:30...and halfway through dinner and 3 glasses of water later i started to sober up...but my romantic evening was most def ruined by my lack of coordination and ability to see straight. i still had a good time, and jon had a good sense of humor about it (as i'm sure jeff and casey did) but still, i would have much rather been sober enough to enjoy my night, and not have to spend the whole time trying not to throw up my fondue.

*yummy*

happy bday to me :)

smooth

Sat, 05 Aug 2006 16:33:55 GMT

so! at 3am this morning, a little over a month since i moved in, i officially became unpacked. :) it's so nice to have a floor to walk on....lets just hope my sloppy ass doesn't mess it up anytime soon.

ps - did i mention my beer-b-q is on the 19th?

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:12:27 GMT

so kc & the sunshine band got rained out last night, but we saw clerks 2 instead. it's a bit raunchy, but definitly hilarious. jay and silent bob are quite the characters.

i want to go to the beach sooonnn...i havent taken a real vacation in too long. i'm going on a cruise w/ jon in feburary for sure...but that seems so far away.

my intentions for updating were basically just to show off the new user pic... i <3 the new kitty.

no subject

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:30:02 GMT

i'm updating to please all the people who still read/write in this thing.

*exactly one month til the big 2-1*

apparently i'm having a beer-b-q the day before my birthday on the 20th. you should come...check out the new crib :)

and that's all.

i invented post-its

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:05:58 GMT

no one updates anymore. are we getting to old for this shit? ...myspace sure isnt. that site is addicting (at least while i'm at work with nothing better to do)

so i was watching romy and michele's hs reunion this morning and it got me thinking...is anyone planning on going to their reunion? i know it's a good 6 or 7 years away, but i dont know if i'm intriuged enough. all the people i liked in high school i'm still in touch with today, but i kinda want to see how everyone else turned out. i guess i'll just see how successful i am then, and as long as i'm not a fat cow maybe i'll make an appearence :)

also watched war of the worlds last night. not a good choice given the storms that are supposed to be coming.

meh.

you people should give me better stuff to read.

<3

Mon, 01 May 2006 00:25:40 GMT

so i stocked up on claritan, caved in and got a kitten.

...how could i resist this?

obseeeene..

Sun, 23 Apr 2006 06:33:38 GMT

just got back from a long long day in new york. saw/appreciated some art, got hassled in china town (it's just like tiajuana but with asian people...and faux channel), and taunted myself with a trip to betsey johnson.

chinese in china town

so much shit to do, so little time

casey envys my ability to hail a cab

making my own art at the MET cafeteria...it expresses my view on the weather

nice butt

....and we look like butt by the end of the day.

now..i sleep.

im so old now.

Sat, 08 Apr 2006 13:59:42 GMT

so im still alive. i just have really sucky internet and nothing to really update about.

actually...i guess i kinda do.

i started my new job two weeks ago part time. i start full time monday :) i reallly like it. my official title is 'director of first impressions'...fancy way to put administrative assistant. the people i work with are super chill and i get to wear jeans to the office, how cool is that? and i'll finally have the luxury of health insurance again. only thing is i had to take a small pay cut than what i was getting paid at my nanny job because i'm actually paying taxes. damn the man.

BUT my dad paid off my car so now i just have to make payments to him and its only 260 a month as compared to 400. i'll take that.

also jon's moving in next month. i know i know, i could be making the same mistake twice. but it just makes sense...plus, the rents going to be split 4 ways so thats more moneys for moi.

grumble grumble

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 18:49:25 GMT

i have been RAPED BY THE MAN (the IRS, that is)

fuck ruby tuesday. as if that place hadnt screwed me enough already.

i've been had.

:)

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:51:02 GMT

i gots a new job!!!

i start part time in 2 weeks then go full time in about a month. it's a REAL job, unlike the diaper duty i called a career for the past 2 1/2 years.i'm basically going to be an office bitch but the people that work there seem really cool, and i'm going to be making at least 30k a year with much possibility to move up the corporate ladder. it's really awesome what the company does to...remember centreville's 2003 aftergrad? ya, they planned that and provided all the kick ass equipment like the sumo wrestler thing and the casino. www.ecievents.net

im so psyched. it's going to be alot harder than any other job ive ever had but it will be worth it, im finally going to be doing somthing with my life!

brought to you by alice

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 23:05:27 GMT

ya, lj cuts can suck it.

meet "master snow"...

and casey's creation "squiggles"

i love me some snow. boomer doesn't think it's too bad either.

okay, now what.

another blast from the past

Fri, 10 Feb 2006 17:41:58 GMT

senior prom seems like eons ago.

i've spent the morning going through my old el-jay. makes me feel old. makes me feel grateful that i turned out okay...for the most part.

wacky

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 17:13:04 GMT

Your Fortune Is

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

damn straight.

mullets

Wed, 08 Feb 2006 16:52:03 GMT

I am 27% White Trash.

The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.

Take the
White Trash Test
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I am 28% Internet Addict.

I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!

Take the
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>>honestly, i don't think that's too accurate. i'm a myspace junkie<<

I am 33% Hippie.

I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.

Take the
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>>ya, man<<

ok i'm bored now.

these guys should get the chair

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 15:44:39 GMT

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11132226/

a month in pictures

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:41:41 GMT

give or take.

and its been too long for me to remember lj cuts, so i'm gonna plop em all right here. deal :)

some of my favorite chillens paid me a visit

and i got to spend new years with christiiiiiine! (and other cool people)

gave boomer a much needed bath (i just love this pic)

got supa wasted @ altos in good ol shepherdstown

and then got supa wasted (and supa sick) @ ashley's wedding

my life rocks.

86 this

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 17:01:56 GMT

i suck at updating.

some new stuff going on i suppose...christine came and went (i'm sad about the "went" part), i'm actually following through with my new years resolution to eat less crap and exercise more, and tomorrow casey and i get to be wedding crashers.

hopefully it won't happen any time soon, but i can't wait for my friends to start getting married. the whole having a husband thing will kind of put a damper on our friendships i'm sure, but it's going to be really exciting entering that point in all of our lives. ashley's wedding should be fun since it's my first as an adult, but i don't even know the girl. she's casey's co worker. i'm just going for the open bar :) (*crosses fingers*)

time goes by so fast.

straight up now tell me..

Thu, 15 Dec 2005 00:28:39 GMT

soo i visited our local wal mart tonight after work to get some cheap gifts for people i love, and as i'm walking down next to the cd section i notice a huge crowd of middle class people. now my first thoughts are that there is either a huge sale on sandwich makers or a kenny chesney album. i was way off.

american idol's very own paula abdul was signing dvds of the new season. i was going to get a little autograph of my own but i wasn't going to wait in line. besides, i lost most respect for that woman once she started doing that stupid show. and now that i see that she does walmart tours, there is little to no respect left.

still, i must say i am starstruck :)

ps. i could smell her makeup from 20 feet away. she looked pretty good though.

oh my gosh it's an update

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:02:31 GMT

all i want for christmas...

:)

jon and i did dc this saturday. did that whole museum thing. romantic metro ride. went to this awesome trippy new orleans resturant in roslyn. fun stuff.

livin it up baby free

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:42:42 GMT

the 26th of this month marks the start of my one week vacation.

that's right. no work for a whollle week...and i'm not doing a damn thing. travel wise at least.

my plans so far:

-clean out the stuff in my trunk that have been in there for almost a year

-show christine a good time

-visit melissa's new house (new to me at least)

-spend time with my dog

-spend time cleaning up the dog's stains on my carpet

other than that - nada. just sleeping in and chizzilin like a villan.

and boy do i need it.

only two more paychecks til xmas = --yikes--. don't expect too much from me.

when you're on top..

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 17:29:16 GMT

..it's a long drop

pics from my room..the view is scrumptious..well not really..kinda bland..oy i wanna go home..

.magnifico.

you know you like it

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 03:10:39 GMT

balancing the negative out with some positive cuteness

bryce is not only THE man, he's super man.

wow i miss that kid.